A Party Crasher Dance Grams - Entertainment Minneapolis/St. Paul

Our stripping dance grams are highly entertaining customized fifteen-minute music and comedy routines. We have dozens of costumed characters and celebrity impersonators to choose from. The performer will sing 2 -3 songs, do a sexy or funny strip-tease to boxer shorts or a bikini. They will also lead your group in a sing-a-long and interact with the guest of honor incorporating personal information such as nicknames, funny stories and pet peeves, etc.

We have a wide variety of characters to choose from; ranging from sexy to silly to sophisticated. We'll help you choose which is most appropriate for your function and/or the recipient. (We're also able to create customized characters and situations).

We feature great singers & dancers who put the "tease" back into stripping.

Our sexy flirtatious dance grams are appropriate for public places such as restaurants and bars.

We have outstanding entertainers who will create an extraordinary event that will be cherished and talked about for years to come.

POPULAR CHARACTERS INCLUDE:
Cranky Customer
FBI Guy or Gal
FBI Team
IRS Agent
Grim Reaper
Cheerleaders
French Maid
Elvis
Pizza Delivery
Belly Dancer
Magic Jeanie
Police Officer
Female Cop
Bag Lady
Tuxedo—Top Hat & Tails
Biker Dude
Biker Chick
Cowboy
Cowgirl
Dominatrix
Nurse
Doctor
Gorilla
Chicken
Clown
Bad Clown
Bad Mime
Priest
Nun
Bag Lady
Teddy Bear
Showgirl
Hula Dancer
Man in a Hula Skirt
Punk Rocker
Waitress
Nerd
Go-Go Dancer
Chef
Graduate
Knocked Up Nelly
Amazon Warrior Princess
Chicken
Construction Worker
Tool Time Gal
Fisherman
Santa
Bad Santa
Mrs. Santa
Mrs. Santa Trophy Wife
Christmas Elf
Easter Bunny
Fairy
Pirate King
Pirate Wench
The Swishbuckler (Gay Pirate)
Zorro – The Kissing Bandit
Flaming Gay Zorro
And many more!
Create Your Own Character

Rates:

PG-rated Stripteases - $190
(** all rates carry an additional zone fee depending upon where the entertainer will drive.)

For additional fees, we can also include balloons or a flower bouquet or perform a longer show.

All orders are subject to a $50.00 non-refundable deposit.

Cancellation Policy:
We are unable to offer a refund for cancellations with less than 7 days notice. In the event of an emergency, we will do our very best to reschedule your entertainer for a new date and time at no extra charge.

HERE'S WHAT THE PARTY CRASHER CHARACTERS DO:
Party Crasher or Tipsy Tart
This one’s the classic – the uninvited guest that nobody seems to know. It could be the tipsy tart who’s had one too many Malibu-cokes and decides she likes your boyfriend. It could be the obnoxious boar who can’t tell a joke but thinks he’s the life of the party. It could well be something we haven’t even thought of yet but with your suggestions can easily create. In any case, once this party crasher’s annoying and embarrassing antics give way to song, your friend will realize they’ve been had and that sometimes the most unwanted guest turns out to be the best.

Gladys the Bag Lady
“Hey… hey you…. You gonna eat that?”
Here you thought you’d have a nice private party at your home or nearby restaurant and in shambles Gladys, scrounging for food or, better yet, booze. She’s not very used to you “high society types” and hasn’t quite mastered the concept of “Minnesota nice” so she might insult or harass the guest of honor a bit. But she’s got a golden, jazzy voice and a disarming sense of humor which eventually puts everyone at ease. And who knows? Perhaps one of her battered satchels might contain a birthday surprise.

If you want, you could also invite her brother (known only as “Crazy Old Bum”) or her other brother (also known as Gladys – the cross-dressing sibling no one talks about.)

Like most of our performers, Gladys is very willing to take off her clothes. The question is – what lies beneath? Will it be a bikini-clad beauty or a sight even more frightening and outrageous than the fully clothed version? You choose…

Fifi the French Maid
Your husband or boss will certainly pass the white glove test after a visit from Fifi Fromage, our French-maid-for-hire. Her English isn’t so good but she’s well versed in ze language of love. She doesn’t do windows but is more than comfortable on ze floor. She’ll buff and fluff your special guy and be quite willing to (how you say…) “clean out his drawers?” This loose chanteuse will seduce him with song and if he thinks he can’t dance, ah… she’ll show him he “can-can” indeed!

Nurse Feelgood and Doctor Whoopee
Time for your physical….
Know someone who needs some “get well” cheer or is feeling a little over the hill? Then send for the specialists! Alone or together, Nurse Feelgood and Doctor Whoopee have the prescription to keep your special someone feeling fine! But first, they’ll need an examination – good thing our medical professionals come equipped with jokes, songs, and a rather large thermometer.

Police Officer
Has there been a noise complaint from the neightbors? Party guests illegally parked? With your help, we’ll find a reason to track down, interrogate, and handcuff your honored guest or friend. There may be a few awkward questions asked or an embarrassing dexterity test to pass, but sooner or later, your friend will win back their freedom amidst song and splendor!

Skanky stripper
Meet Thelma DesMoines…. She’s lewd, she’s crude. “Good Lord,” she’s getting nude!! Straight from her whirlwind tour of low-rent strip joints and highway rest-stops across the greater Midwest, Thelma is now available (and desperate) for private bookings. As delightful as she is horrifying, she’ll serenade you with her smoky stylings, all the while threatening to expose a freakish display of stretch-marks and cellulite. Call for Thelma now!! (But please don’t ask for the lap dance. Trust us. We know where she’s been.)

IRS Agent / Cranky Customer
Aren’t they really one in the same? Whether she’s there on a surprise audit or to complain about someone’s poor customer service skills, she’ll be crusty, cranky, and certainly not amused - but your flustered friend will be once her frosty exterior melts into song and they realize how funny and even flirtatious the most unpleasant of visitors can be.

FBI Agent
Has the secretary been embezzling money to fund her offshore investments? Has your boss been running an illegal porn site from the office computer? You decide the crime and we’ll take care of the culprit. As always, public humiliation is our specialty but we won’t make our victims sweat for too long – once the cuffs are in place, we’ll have a captive audience for songs, jokes, and a special tribute which will get the whole party or office involved.

Porn-Star / Handy-man / Tooltime gal
Whether it’s the plumber come to fix your pipes or the roofer who’s heard you need a good nailing, our “Mr. Fix-it” has all the clever dialogue and careful character development of a seventies porn movie. You decide where this act will go… will he be the handsome hunk with a voice to melt the hardest of your girlfriends’ hearts, or will he reveal a sleazier side when he starts to take off his clothes to the musical accompaniment of the classic “bwraar chicka bwraar-bwraar” soundtrack?

But here at Party Crashers, we don’t discriminate by gender or sexual orientation. Oh, no- sirree. Our Handy-man could easily be replaced by a Tool-time gal or a grotesquely stereotypical seventies porn bubble-head. And these folks have been around the block so they don’t much care who they’re singin’ for.

The Nerd
Meet Todd Potts – a frightening cross between Harry Connick Jr. and Jerry Lewis. He might be an overzealous salesman, a lovelorn customer, or simply a mysteriously uninvited party guest. Either way, he’ll make eyes at the birthday girl through coke-bottle glasses steamed with amorousness and woo her with his supple yet socially awkward vocal stylings.

Hula Dancer
Who wouldn’t want a lei for their birthday? Bring a taste of the islands to your next party with our flirty and flowery hula dancer! Treat your honored guest or the entire party to a customized hula lesson! Learn tunes from the islands either traditional or bawdy! (For a funny and admittedly bizarre twist, consider having a male “drag” hula dancer instead…)

Up-Yours Delivery Service
What could be in that mangled package? It’s something obviously broken, judging by the rattle of broken glass inside. But your friend will never know, as our disgruntled and lazy delivery person is demanding payment for its COD delivery. Which will win out – your friend’s curiosity as to the box’s contents or their unwillingness to pay for damaged goods? In either case, the delivery person’s sudden song and embarrassing flattery will prove the best package of all.

“Pizza-Face”
Showing up with a pizza that nobody ordered and no one would want, this obviously soul-deadened delivery person is as greasy as the cold, stained box itself (and with equally unappealing and unrecognizable toppings.) Yet, someone must pay or Pizza-face will stay. Who’ll pay? Your friends, of course, when they realize this gag hides a song and a surprise

Gorillas! Gorillas! Gorillas!
It could either be your best friend’s fantasy come true or Jane Goodall’s worst nightmare. One of our most popular and versatile acts, the Gorilla-Gram can be suited to nearly any occasion. Yes, folks, we’ve got pink gorillas, black gorillas, boy gorillas, girl gorillas, gorillas with hats, gorillas in skirts, gorillas who sing, gorillas who strip. What do they have in common? Well, in between their grunts, you’ll find they all have singing voices as smooth and silky as their coats. And, despite their primitive intelligence, they will know a surprising amount of personal information about your friend…

Lena & Ole
“Oh, can ya believe all these snow emergencies we’ve been haffin? And poor Ole’s been complainin’ that first he had ta move the car to the odd side of the street, then he had ta move it to the even! Finally, I said ‘Ole, why don’t ya just leave it in the garage?’”

Don’t you dare plan your next lutefisk social without including a visit from Lena and Ole, that famed and fabled Midwest duo. Whether they’re trading barbs about the snow, their marriage, the snow, their neighbors, or the snow, these folksy folks will melt your hearts (and the snow) with the heartiest homespun humor this side of Wisconsin.

Nancy Sinatra / Go-Go Dancer
These boots were made for walkin’ so let them walk right into your next event. Bring back the ‘60s in all their mod glory with our go-go booted, mini-skirted beauty. She’ll bring her own music and teach your honored guest to do “the jerk.” Wind her up, put her down, start her off and watch her go!!

Biker Chick
Rough and ready! Surprise your motorcycle fanatic or wanna-be biker with his very own Biker Mama. She’s kinda mean and rough around the edges, but that might be just what he needs. Complete with a fried dye-job and too-tight leathers, she’s “Born to be Wild” and has got just what it takes to rev his engines good. If it’s’ his birthday, there may even be a spankin’ in order…

Mistress Moana
Someone’s been a bad, bad, boy… Good thing Mistress Moana’s here to whip him into shape. You may think he’s a great dad, loyal friend or fair boss, but Moana knows better and she’ll make him get down on all fours like the dog he is. And if it’s his birthday, she’ll ride him into the next year of his life with a special spanking to send him on his way. But don’t worry, it won’t hurt too bad; in fact, he’ll probably be singing along with Moana, “Hurt’s so good… oh baby, make it hurt so good…”

Jeanie the Genie
Your wish is her command… What birthday, retirement, or bachelor party would be complete without a magic genie? Say the word and she’ll suddenly appear to grant that special guy his three wishes (of course, our genie can be a little stubborn and she’ll insist that one of those wishes is to learn how belly-dance in front of his friends.) Hypnotized by her sultry voice, he’ll surely want to know what she’s hiding under her shimmering veils.

Sexy Fishergal
Looks like she’s caught herself a big one! The perfect surprise for any fishing enthusiast, our sexy fishergal will reel in your special guy hook, line and sinker. With her special lures, she’ll make sure he won’t be “the man that got away…”

Bad Mime
Everyone hates a mime. Why not send a hilarious bad mime to annoy your friend or co-worker? The bad mime will perform a silent singing telegram especially tailored to incorporate the pet-peeves of the birthday recipient. Is he afraid of germs? This mime will have a terrible cold, coughing, sneezing and blowing her nose. And where can she wipe her germy wet hands? Why on the birthday boy's sleeve of course. Let us know how we can create a really bad mime show to be laughed at and remembered for years to come.

Here’s what our clients have to say:

Nurse Strip
“She was wonderful. We were very happy with her. Everyone keeps talking about it. It was a really good time.”
Karen Kane

Female Police Officer
“Just wanted to let you know that it turned out beautifully! I didn't catch the "Officer's" name, but she was fantastic. Let her know that she did a superb job and that she has a beautiful voice. I'd definitely use Party Crashers again. Thanks for making Kirk's 27th birthday a blast!”
Kristi Davis

Stripping Bag Lady
“Hilarious! That was the best ever.”
Dorothy Larson

Bad Santa
“I just wanted to tell you that my Surly Santa last night totally rocked. It was awesome and people are going to be talking about it for a long time. It was awesome, awesome, awesome!”
Mary Morris

French Maid
“I just wanted to thank you again so much for the singing telegram. Everybody there got such a kick out of it. He was really surprised and actually liked it too. Thank you very very much and if I know of anyone who needs a singing telegram I will certainly refer you guys.”
Susan Revier

Bad Clown
"I could use all the space on your message machine telling you how great and pleased I am with everything. It was a huge hit. It was perfect. Absolutely perfect. Better than I ever imagined it could be. I never even hoped it would be so good. It was perfect. I want to thank you so much. Perfect, perfect, perfect. I can’t say it enough. I’m sure I’ll be calling you again and again. Thanks a lot. You guys are awesome."
Jill Herlofski

Cheerleaders
“The two cheerleaders sent to us for the luncheon were hilarious! The guy was so fired up that he was comical to watch and the woman was hysterical too. We could not believe she could hit those high notes (she must have some other singing career). They both used the lines I gave them which made them even more funny. The office staff had a great time. Please send our thank yous to these two. They were just great!!”
Mary Mitzuk

Stripping Bag Lady
“Hi Mo. Thank you again wonderfully. You are very talented. We really enjoyed your performance.”
Chris Cox

Nerd
“I wanted to Thank you for putting something together so quick for us yesterday. It was a BIG hit.”
Jennifer Blakely

Cranky Customer
“That was just perfect. He completely bought it. Not only was he scared, but the whole room was nervous for him. She came back with all the right answers and really had him going. It was great and really funny.”
Jennifer Peters

FBI Agent
“He was very good. Thank you very much.”
Mary Goering

Dr Feelgood
“It was great. He was very funny. Thank you.”
Dan Scharbonneau

Zorro
“I just wanted to say thanks to you and Zorro for a fun time on Saturday! Everyone thought it was really great!! He puts on a good show! Thanks again....”
Sara Beebe

Gorilla
“Just calling to say thank you so much for your hard work putting into the surprise today for Janelle. I think it went really well. She was surprised and happy and we were all laughing about it. I know it was kind of a fiasco getting everything coordinated. I just wanted to tell you I really appreciate it and it was a great success - and I will recommend you guys to the next person I want to embarrass with a gorilla.”
Ryan Masterson

FBI team
“He loved it. It worked out very well. He was totally fooled. Thank you very much.”
Matt

Dr Feelgood
“Everybody loved it. He did a real good job.”
Lisa Krogstad

Nerd
“The nerd was fabulous. I was absolutely thrilled. It was really entertaining. He was the best we’ve ever seen.”
Laura Lee

Doctor
“He was great. She couldn’t believe we did this to her. It was perfect”
Carmen Meyer

Zorro
“It was great! Very funny. My friend was very surprised and loved every minute of it.”
Elizabeth Dahl

Tipsy Tart
“She was wonderful. Absolutely perfect. She did a really good job.”

Female Police Officer
“Just wanted to let you know that it turned out beautifully! I don't know if Kirk completely bought it, but he was definitely skeptical. I didn't catch the "Officer's" name, but she was fantastic. Let her know that she did a superb job and that she has a beautiful voice. I'd definitely use Party Crashers again. Thanks for making Kirk's 27th birthday a blast!”
Best Regards, Kristi Davis

Bag lady
“Everyone loved it. The bag-lady was so funny and a great singer too. People are still talking about it. We will definitely be using you again.”
Thomas W Dahms

Tuxedo
“I just wanted to thank you for making my Mom & Dad’s wedding anniversary so special. It really meant a lot to them. We were all impressed with the way you re-wrote the songs to be about our parents. The entertainer was both funny and an exceptionally talented singer.”

Tuxedo gram
“It was perfect. She was great. It was wonderful and perfect for the evening.”
Kate Wilson

Tuxedo Balloon Delivery
“It worked out great and I want to thank you. I’ll put stars next to your name.”
Gene Maze

IRS Agent
AWESOME!!! Thank you for being so flexible with our scheduling yesterday. You guys exceeded our expectations! Thank you so much!”
Randi Sundsmo

In addition to bachelor parties, PG rated strips are great for birthdays, retirements, get well wishes and other occasions.

Available for a Variety of Events
Birthday
Corporate Event
Holiday Party
Anniversary
Wedding
Bridal Shower
Bachelor Party
Bachelorette Party
Rehearsal Dinner
Family Reunion
Corporate Party
Christmas
Valentine’s Day
April Fool's Day
Mother’s Day
Father’s Day
Retirement
Going Away
Graduation
Congratulations
Get Well
Thank You Messages

We specialize in custom entertainment. If you have an idea, we will be happy to help you realize it.

In Addition to the Twin Cities, Party Crashers now serves St. Cloud, Duluth, Eau Claire and western Wisconsin!

Singing Balloon and Flower Deliveries also Available.

Click on the following links for our other services:
Celebrity Look-Alikes, Impressionists & Impersonators Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN
Clowns & Children's Entertainers Minneapolis/Saint Paul MN
Singing Telegrams Saint Paul, Duluth, Saint Cloud

Entertainment Minneapolis/St. Paul Minneapolis/St. Paul MN
Let our comic stripping entertainers crash your birthday party, bachelor party or bachelorette party. We have attractive sexy dancers, as well as less than attractive not-so-sexy dancers.